Men can’t pack a bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened … having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don’t answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in just as anything remotely resembling a “bowl full of jelly.”
Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
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The weary holiday traveler looked in disbelief at a bunch of mistletoe hanging above the luggage at the check-in counter. Turning to the attendant he said, “I like your mistletoe. Is it for customers or only personnel?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s so you can kiss your luggage goodbye.”
omg those are so funny
clever and funny hahahahahahaha
OMG your killing me with all this laughter, it all feels alien to me…i need to try and work
LOL – Love It
pmsl, hahaha,
hohoho is used by the jolly green giant in the sweetcorn adds too, n he may be green but have you seen the muscles on him?!!!!!!
Anyone else realise all that means is that Santa is ***???
Lol. More please to get us into the Christmas mood.
lol, very funny 10.
brilliant mechelle! i love your jokes!!!
another good 1 from you *
very good, they were all funny star4u
they’re great its still a little early for me though
you still get a star award
nice try…