upsucker asked:
It is expensive to transport clothes by air. We could mail clothes to the airport we are flying to that would be waiting for us when we got there at the airport they could have a seperate departure lounge where the passengers disrobed and put their clothes and luggage in a box they would ship parcel post. Then there would be no need for security searches or detectors of any kind and we would be safer. Than thhere would be less weight on the plane so it would fly better. If they had some cute flight attendants who also flew in their birthday suit they would have no trouble getting men to buy tickets. The more you think about it the more it makes sense.
good idea, there are flights that do let you disrobe after you uare out of territorial waters
It’s a good idea, but while you and I are waiting for the airlines to implement this, you can always travel in the **** in my car…
The problem is anyone who is good looking will never take their clothes off. Only the ugly/fat ones want to flaunt it. Imagine a flight full of Rosanne Barrs.
The whole thing sounds scary to me. There are some people out there that would look nasty *****. That, and the fact that it would be a safety issue. You would not want to use an escape slide without something between you and it. There are a number of reasons it would not be practical, safe or pleasing to the eye.
Well we would still need security. People can hide weapons in their buttholes you know. Also how will we protect from all the nasty germs and cooties in the seats? And body odor would be unbearable. People would be constantly disreagaring the fasten seatbelt sign in order to participate in massive ******. And who’s going to want to clean up all the cumm stains afterwards?
Ask Southwest, in the mean time you might get sick at what you see.
personally, i would not want to sit next to a ******* with a hard-on as the cute flight attendant serves him his peanuts and coke.. there would probably be very few women on these flights except for the flight attendants..
Charter your own plane and do whatever you want…!!! It’s like renting a limousine.
There have indeed been charted flights for nudists.
Remember that it’ll be all shapes sizes colors and ages. Kids fly too you know, and there are nudist families if you ever go to a nudist esort.
Same rules would probably apply as as nudist resorts. Behavior rules, sitting on a towel, etc.
Didn’t Hooters Airlines fly that way?
LOL….what if the flight was diverted!
Good idea, they should have **** flights too, slogan ” take a flying ****!”
Why can’t they?
There ARE nudist flights-
It’s just not widely accepted by the general public. That is why it won’t be happening anytime soon, regardless of weight savings or streamlined security.
10 or 12 years ago, I took on an argument occuring in the shop I worked in. A guy was arguing that we should have the right to be ***** in public if we wanted.
My argument was fairly simple. And effective enough that he never came back for drinks.
The argument was this;
Dom Delouise, Rosie O’donnel. Don Knots, Barbara Bush.
Bill Clinton, Rose Marie. Your mother and father. Your grandmother and grandfather. Your third grade school teacher, your eighth grade shop teacher. You get the idea.
All of these people are folks that you’d have absolutely no desire to see *****.
The people that are the first to take off clothing are usually the last people that should take off clothing. At a renaissance festival in college, I had to take a collection up to get the people who were “loaning” chain mail bikini’s out to impose a weight limit. A fat woman, wearing nothing but a chain mail bikini leaves all but the strongest people trying to gouge out their own eyes.
Yes, sometimes ignorance is bliss. The less you know about the ***** anatomy of the first people to don entirely too revealing garments, the happier you are.
I typically sign these things “Fly the Friendly Skies,” but that’s getting just a little too friendly. At least for a first date.
And no, it doesn’t make sense. So you’ve shipped clothes parcel post to your destination. In addition to the cost of the flight, now you’re incurring the cost of shipping. So, how are the clothes going to arrive at your destination? Via air. So, nothing’s been saved.
As to security, what can be hidden in places of the human anatomy is as shocking as it is disturbing. Let’s leave it at I’ve seen a champagne bottle inserted big end first, and I’m not talking about a split of champagne.
So, along with pilots not trying to gouge out their own eyes, (which doesn’t help safety,) you have to wonder what’s to stop a really determined terrorist from shoving a pound of plastic explosive up his ****. You’re gonna wind up just as dead.
Having spent many hours in concourses and terminals, I have absolutely no desire to see the flying public au naturale. Next time you’re in at the airport, look around and sincerely ask yourself if you’d like to see the fat guy behind you in line naked, or knowing you could spend the remaining moments of your life watching someone shove a detonator up their bung?
So, you haven’t proved safety, you haven’t proved savings, and you’d actually decrease safety of airline travel by increasing the risk of crabs. Nope, I’m not for it. Everyone, keep your clothes on.
JT