Yes me Lord asked:
he already expects me to ascend the mountain carrying him in a specially made papoose. He also wants me to carry his gentleman’s trunk containing dinner suits smoking jackets and a case of Gin. Advice please
my masters wants to go on a trip up Mt Kilimanjaro in Africa , should I be expected to carry all the luggage?
leave that for the porters
That does it…ur playing around on the interweb?
ur fired Jeeves !
Only if he pays you double the salary, and a limozine on the way!
Drink the Gin – you’ll soon forget all your worries…..
ha ha, do ur job
Have that boy washed and brought to my tent. Oh no!!
Of course you should! you’re his menial aren’t you!. I would have you horsewhipped for even raising the issue. Damn cheek! Next you’ll be refusing to avail him of your tongue after his toilet. Upstart!
Find him a donkey. Will be much more comfortable. For you send him on his way and start on the case of gin. Any questions, say they fell out on the long rugged road. Thats what I would do. You poor thing. Wanna come and work for me.? I am currently working on the cluster bomb situation in Middle East. No. you will not be asked to walk through the mine field. That is my job. Just keep cool towels and cold water at the ready. Are we on?
Advice old boy that’s simple, weight training. I should also point out I have sent your master a number of horsewhips for his journey so expect some rather harsh treatment on that little hill. Tip top.
If you are his man- servant .. then act like one , Sir … drink that gin ..set fire to the smokin jackets, and hide in the trunk .. then he`ll be comin` round the mountain when he comes ….!!!