ĎĔĹ ßŐŶ ÁĶÁ ĤŐМĔŔ asked:

How much does it cost on average if you go over at the air port?
How much does it cost for 1 kilo over and so on.
I am worried about how much i will have to pay if i go on holiday
Thanks in advance
P.S i am asking this in this section because i will probably get more answers
I am flying with goldtrail woth turkey

Bugz asked:

Different operating systems. Different styles. But what if the quirks and styles of the different operating systems were applied to AIRLINES?

What if airlines ran things the way operating systems do? This humorous analogy, applying operating system philosophies as if they were airlines!

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines…

UNIX Airways:

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS:

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on…

Mac Airlines:

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air:

The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air:

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Windows XP Air:

You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.

OSX Air:

You enter a white terminal, and all you can see is a woman sitting in the corner behind a white desk, you walk up to get your ticket. She smiles and says “Welcome to OS X Air, please allow us to take your picture”, at which point a camera in the wall you didn’t notice before takes your picture. “Thank you, here is your ticket” You are handed a minimalistic ticket with your picture at the top, it already has all of your information. A door opens to your right and you walk through. You enter a wide open space with one seat in the middle, you sit, listen to music and watch movies until the end of the flight. You never see any of the other passengers. You land, get off, and you say to yourself “wow, that was really nice, but I feel like something was missing”

Windows Vista Airlines:

You enter a good looking terminal with the largest planes you have ever seen. Every 10 feet a security officer appears and asks you if you are “sure” you want to continue walking to your plane and if you would like to cancel. Not sure what cancel would do, you continue walking and ask the agent at the desk why the planes are so big. After the security officer making sure you want to ask the question and you want to hear the answer, the agent replies that they are bigger because it makes customers feel better, but the planes are designed to fly twice as slow. Adding the size helped achieve the slow fly goal.

Once on the plane, every passenger has to be asked individually by the flight attendants if they are sure they want to take this flight. Then it is company policy that the captain asks the passengers collectively the same thing. After answering yes to so many questions, you are punched in the face by some stranger who when he asked “Are you sure you want me to punch you in the face? Cancel or Allow?” you instinctively say “Allow”.

After takeoff, the pilots realize that the landing gear driver wasn’t updated to work with the new plane. Therefore it is always stuck in the down position. This forces the plane to fly even slower, but the pilots are used to it and continue to fly the planes, hoping that soon the landing gear manufacturer will give out a landing gear driver update.

You arrive at your destination wishing you had used your reward miles with XP airlines rather than trying out this new carrier. A close friend, after hearing your story, mentions that Linux Air is a much better alternative and helps.

Linux Air:

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to sta
Continuation! No space! hehe

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.

When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”

Well! Like it?

Disclaimer: 0% serious and 100% fun!

Star and rate if you like! OK? )

asked:

me personally yes and as in suit cases hell YES a girl needs clothes xx

Jeff (nothing is real) asked:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?

☺Love it or **** it☺ asked:

Hey! I’m really bored so just answer my quick poll. And if anyone has a question I will answer it! If you can please explain, this is how bored I am!

Would you rather…
1. Shave your head or Shave your mom’s vajayjay XD.
2. Eat a pickle dipped in ranch dressing or **** an egg covered in ketchup in front of your crush.
3. Lose your cellphone in another state or Lose your virginity to your best friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend.
4. Poke a dead man with your finger or Lick a hobo’s foot.
5. Get a job at a bank in the hood or Babysit a wierd neighbor’s grandma.
6. Kill a rat with your bare hands or bury a ran over opossom with multiple diseases.
7. Go to Rome with no luggage or go to Hawaii with no bathing suit.
8. Fail a big exam or Go to prom with a nerd.
9.Hug a midget or Kick a tall person.
10. Write a mean letter and accidently send it or Fall down in front of your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

My answers:
1. Shave my head because my mom’s vajayjay is probly really gross.
2. Eat a pickle in ranch dressing because my crush might like the egg ******* and that might be a little creepy.
3. Lose my cellphone because I’m not ready to lose my virginity, Promise Ring!
4. Poke a dead man, because it sounds like fun!
5. Babysit grandma because I don’t want to be shot.
6. Bury an oppossum. That was a hard one. Poor rat!
7. Rome because then I can buy a bunch of new clothes there and not have to come up with an excuse!
8. Big exam, I can always make up for it but I will be affected by the nerd forever.
9. Tall person, midgets freak me out, No Offense!
10. Fall down because I do it all the time so it wouldn’t really make a big difference.

Yes me Lord asked:

he already expects me to ascend the mountain carrying him in a specially made papoose. He also wants me to carry his gentleman’s trunk containing dinner suits smoking jackets and a case of Gin. Advice please

Kloud* Cing*G asked:

hi, i just wanted 2 no how was your mothers day and what u got 4 her.

i got my 58 year old mother 2 chocolate bars from family dollar, they were 1 month expired, but my older ( 40 years old) sister got her a Alien-Ware lap-top and that new Jaguar 4 door…. and my girlfriend got this new ultra-sound doppler (Since she’s 4 months pregnant with my final sister) then we went 2 ihop 4 breakfast and my dad was going 2 get her a gift but he doesn’t like her yelling, so i packed his luggage and we went to my new house ( that she doesn’t no about) and thats how i spent it. but i got her the same chocolate last year, but i got my dad a hugo boss suit with my money last year.

j asked:

I like the color, brand, It comes with a 24inch suit case, a 22 inch suitcase, and a laptop bag…. all for $229. If I were to purchase the larger suitcase alone it is about $80.00 -$100.00

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000R8II4K/ref=s9subs_c5_img1-rfc_g1-2991_g1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1TCHBMJZ6FESZMNE33HK&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=278240301&pf_rd_i=507846

that is the set… i actually found it a little cheaper on a different site other than amazon.
(the purple polka doted one!

Emily asked:

My finance is coming home and im meeting him at reading station but before we go home and we want to go to reading town center but he has a suit case is there anywhere in the train station he can leave it or anywhere else near the station or even in the town center?

Sorry about putting this in polls and surveys, but I asked this question yesterday and i got no answer in the travel section.
Please help!
Many thanks.

nonya asked:

I don’t. some suits looks nice on a guy but when they have logos and bags and luggages it looks really fruity to me. no offence. maybe since I am young I like young guys to look like normal. like wearing bollabong . you know the surf clothes.
what do you think?