Hawkeye Pierce asked: OK. Batman and Robin were planing their holiday to the beach and they were checking their luggage. “Do we have the bat swimming suits?” asked Batman “Yes” said Robin “Do we have the Bat towels” asked Batman “yes” said robin This went on for a few minutes. “Do we have the bat [...]
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Joke :If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines. Can I have some stars?
life goes on… asked: UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everybody pushes the airplane until [...]
Last one for today, are you glad lol?
laugh1689 asked: 1…This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. The mortician asked, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she insists as [...]
Why santa can’t possibly be a man plus more?
♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ asked: Men can’t pack a bag. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened … having to be seen with all those elves. Men don’t answer their mail. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in just as anything remotely resembling [...]