Posts under ‘Jokes & Riddles’
Joke :If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines. Can I have some stars?
life goes on… asked:
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then [...]
Last one for today, are you glad lol?
laugh1689 asked:
1…This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.
The mortician asked, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she insists as she [...]
Why santa can’t possibly be a man plus more?
♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ asked:
Men can’t pack a bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened … having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don’t answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in just [...]