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But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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Jeff (nothing is real) asked:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?

11 Comments

  1. 猫 ¢σℓσя мє кιтту 猫 says:

    ummm, maybe some other time.

  2. SURFER BOY ¤FC¤ says:

    Because heroin makes all the pain go away.

  3. Tom J [IS LOSTED] says:

    Jeff…..your questions scare me….

  4. Beeko☻ says:

    Dude shut up

  5. Entangling says:

    Hey 2 POINTS!!!

  6. solitude4all says:

    the dragon is fast youll never catch him.

  7. Femme Fatale says:

    i choose you
    i dont know why i would choose someone like you
    but i do
    and when your on heroin ur not the same
    come back into my arms
    i will hold you always
    i need you
    forget the heroin
    remember me
    i was there for you through the hard times
    remember how i held ur hand when you were constipated
    well i love you
    i choose to live with you

  8. Can I Moon You? says:

    coz yo mama’s so fat, and when she farts, it’s global warming doug!!!

  9. Greg says:

    These questions….kinda frighten me…

    oh hey 2 points

  10. superman-0_3 says:

    Why do heroin when you can lick toads?

  11. ♪Take Off Your Colours♪ says:

    Dude, I think you should lay off the pot. Please.

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